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WANT
A JOB WHERE YOU WILL BE TREATED LIKE DIRT?
WELL WE’RE TAKING E-APS FOR FUTURE POSTIIONS – As
we plan our coming expansions (both in our new location and in a new
region) we’re trying to compile a list of potential candidates
that are looking for a part-time job that pays little and offers
tons of humiliation.
Do you think you have what it takes to be made fun of all day
long?
Do you have the get up and go to take hours of endless
degradation and dissension?
Do you know how long it takes to find big words to say you
will make little money and put up with lots of crap?
If you can answer yes to these questions and are still
interested then we just may be the whipping post for you.
Send your stats to hireme@jetpackcomics.com
and tell us why we should hire you.
Send a video.
Send an MP3.
Write a story or a poem.
Make it funny or make it dumb.
Tell us why you would be the PERFECT JETPACK STAFFER.
We are ONLY accepting email aps and you MUST include your
name, address, phone, email, work history (even the bad stuff),
personal references, work references and (EXTRA IMPORTANT) your nerd
history!
Tell us about the knowledge you possess that makes you a
perfect fit for Jetpack Comics.
Tell us why you are going to be the next best thing to Al
(which means you just have to poop less and not break everything you
touch).
Seriously, you have to have the nerd street cred to have a
position with Jetpack Comics.
Jetpack Comics LLC is an equal opportunity employer that
hates everyone equally.
Work with us and we’ll be proud to hate you too. ***
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*** We are only
accepting e-applications to the email address above.
This is a call out for potential employment in the future.
When a position becomes available those that best fit our
needs and requirements will be contacted for interviews and the
entire application process.
VERY LIMITED & VERY COOL
Read all the details below.
WHO KILLED AMANDA PALMER
w/stories by NEIL GAIMAN

only $34.99 plus shipping!
Over 125 pages of photos of a Dead Amanda Palmer (of
the Dresden Dolls) and stories by master scribe Neil Gaiman.
Produced in a qty limited to only 10,000 copies it is our understanding
that less than 2000 are left. Is it an experiment by Amanda or
was it just a ploy to lure Neil in as her new BO'. In either
case it worked perfectly. A smash hit sales wise and she got
her man. THIS BOOK CONTAINS NUDITY! It's
an art book. A coffee table book. It's Amanda's beauty
and Neil's beauty combined in one hard cover volume.
9 inches high x 11 1/4 inches wide this rare
collectible can be yours but order quick as supplies are limited.

From Neil Gaiman.....
So last August I went out to Boston for a few days
to meet musical phenomenon Amanda Palmer. I'd loved her Dresden
Dolls work, had been introduced to her in email by Jason Webley, had
met her for an hour in March 2008 at the New York Comic Con just
before my CBLDF event, where I introduced her to Bill Hader and Stan
Lee, because they were int he green room too.
She had sent me her then-forthcoming CD WHO KILLED AMANDA PALMER,
which I'd loved, and I'd agreed to write the back cover "liner
notes". And then Amanda sent me an email telling me that she
had been taking photographs of herself dead for about 14 years, that
the original idea had been to use some of those photos for the CD
sleeve, but that would not happen, and she was making it into a
book, and asking if I'd be interested in writing some words to go
along with them.
She sent me many of the photos. I was intrigued. Nobody had ever
asked me to do anything like that before, and the photos were small
frozen stories, so I said yes. I went out to Boston in August and
spent a few long-but-good days with Amanda and with photographer
Kyle Cassidy, who is astonishing, with Amanda's then-boyfriend
Michael and with Beth Hommel, her assistant. It was like a
combination of mad improv theatre and instant film-making as we
created scenarios and Kyle shot them. Mostly I was somewhere off to
the side, scribbling in a notebook while everything happened around
me, but occasionally I was dragooned into helping, or even being
part of a shot. (There was one night where I staggered back and
forth down an alley at 2.00am, with a dead Amanda over my shoulder,
while nearby my friend Kira made imaginary cell-phone calls, and I
waited for a squad car to pull up and find out what was going on. No
squad cars turned up. People in Boston are very blase about dead
people in alleys. The photo made it into the book, I think.)
I loved trying to turn the photos into stories. Some big stories,
some very small stories, even a new-old fairy tale, each story odd,
each story fun to write, and each story, invariably, fatal.
The most fun I think were the ones where the photo created more
questions than it answered (a dead woman on some waste ground, her
head crushed by a manual typewriter, apparently dropped from a very
high place just left me going WHY? and produced one of my favourite
stories as I got to explain...)
.....you can find more of this Neil's website~!
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS require additional shipping
costs!
Please head over to the STORE home page for
more info!
Looking for other Jetpack
Exclusives? Please be sure to
check out our STORE page for all the
details on our policies and procedures! Email us
and we'll hook you up - info@jetpackcomics.com
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