Lorde Manhammer

Luke is the Executive Director of Portable Operations, whose duties include cavorting about the country attempting to shill the store's wares in between alcoholic fits, threatening violence against anyone who looks at a staff member funny, and creating his own job title. When at home base, Luke tends to be locked in the basement like some sort of Rancor with a technicolor mohawk doing unholy experiments not meant for human eyes. When not fulfilling his duties as Ralph's personal semi-conscious meat-sack, Luke enjoys drinking himself into a coma, tabletop boardgames, and forcing women who play roller derby to refer to him as "Lorde Manhammer."

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Lorde of the Shop
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